I’ve never seen the Vin Diesel movie “The Last Witch Hunter”. But frankly, I don’t have to in order to make this statement with complete confidence: There’s NO WAY it’s worth going to jail over.
29-year-old Johnny Roldan went to a Walmart in The Villages, Florida last week, and bought some groceries. He also grabbed a DVD of “The Last Witch Hunter” . . . but he hid it so he wouldn’t HAVE to pay for it.
But a security guard saw him and called the cops. When they got there, Johnny told them he took the DVD because he, quote, “had a lot on his mind.”
It was ESPECIALLY dumb since he had $400 in cash in his pocket. The DVD goes for 15 bucks or less.
So he was arrested for theft.
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