I love it when a plan comes together.
A 36-year-old guy named Reuben Cook in Albuquerque, New Mexico was in his apartment on Sunday night when his upstairs neighbors were making loud sex noises.
The noises were driving Reuben crazy, so he came up with a master plan. And step one was … simply setting his apartment on fire.
Fortunately it didn’t spread too much, so no one was hurt.
And when the cops were talking to Reuben after it was out, he told them he’d set the fire because he wanted to spend the night in jail to get away from the sex noises.
Well, his plan worked, because he was arrested for arson, and the neighbors can claim that their sex noises are responsible for a fire.
Now those must’ve been some LOUD sex noises.
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