I’ll say this for this woman: She has a good knack for branding.
The cops in Largo, Florida pulled over a driver early on Sunday, and a 59-year-old woman named Jacqueline Hubbard was in the passenger seat, not wearing a seatbelt.
The cops asked Jacqueline if she had any drugs on her. And that’s when she decided to tell them about her, quote, “felony purse.”
She gave them permission to open her felony purse . . . which had two crack rocks, a small baggie of cocaine, and two crack pipes inside.
So Jacqueline was arrested for possession of a controlled substance . . . which, like she predicted, WAS a felony. She was also charged with a misdemeanor count of possession of drug paraphernalia.
