Crime doesn’t usually come with consolation prizes.
On Saturday afternoon, a woman in Altoona, Pennsylvania got home and heard a voice coming from her spare bedroom.
And she found a stranger sitting inside of the room . . . drinking a Powerade from her fridge and holding her fedora.
The guy turned out to be a 27-year-old named Adam Zirtsch, and he was so drunk that he fell over when she told him to leave. The woman eventually pushed him out of her house, but he did have one last request.
He asked her if he could at least keep the fedora.
She told him no . . . and he was arrested for felony burglary and trespassing.
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