There are just so many bad ideas happening simultaneously here.
Last week, a 48-year-old guy named Paul Burke was pulled over on the highway in Fort McCoy, Florida.
What caught the cops’ attention? He was on a riding LAWN MOWER . . . and was going way under the 55 mile-an-hour speed limit.
He was too DRUNK to perform the sobriety tests the cops tried to give him . . . and it turned out Paul already had several past DUI convictions.
He was hit with two felony charges.
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