Every guy wants to be with a woman who’s THIS loyal. Probably not one this dumb, though.
A 31-year-old woman named Deniz Martinez called 911 on Tuesday, with a BOMB threat against the Department of Corrections in Winter Haven, Florida.
Her goal was to get the place shut down, so her 38-year-old boyfriend Jason Drake wouldn’t have to take a drug test for his probation officer.
But she called from her own cell phone, so the cops traced the number and arrested her for making a false report about a bomb.
And Jason STILL had to take the pee test. Although there’s no word on whether he BOMBED it. You’re welcome.
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