A physicist at the University of Exeter in England just figured out a PERFECT explanation for how it’s scientifically sound that Santa manages to squeeze down the chimney.
Dr. Katy Sheen calculated that Santa has to travel at about 6.2 million miles-an-hour to get to every child.
And according to EINSTEIN’S theory of relativity, objects that travel at a high speed become compressed in size.
So THAT’S how Santa fits . . . he’s traveling so fast that he and his sack of presents temporarily shrink down, so they can easily fit into a chimney.
That theory also explains why no one ever sees him. At the speeds he’s traveling, light waves get squashed, and they become invisible to the human eye.
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