Man, eight-year-old me is OUTRAGED to see Bagel Bites disrespected like this.
There’s a 49-year-old guy named Roger Bridenolph from Springdale, Arkansas. And on Sunday afternoon, he stole a box of Bagel Bites from the freezer at a Dollar Tree store.
The manager chased him outside, and Roger assaulted the manager by whacking him on the head with the box of Bagel Bites.
Then he ran off to hide in a Wendy’s nearby . . . and wound up slapping a woman while he was in there.
He was arrested for robbery, assault, resisting arrest, public intoxication, disorderly conduct, and disrespecting the notion that when pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.
