Remember when you thought it was gross to use your phone while you were on the toilet? Those days are ANCIENT HISTORY now . . . toilet time IS phone time.
A new survey asked men and women what they do on their phones while they’re doing their filthy business. Here are the results . . .
1. 36% of women and 42% of men text.
2. 26% of women and 22% of men use social media.
3. 18% of women and 21% of men make phone calls.
4. 1% of women and 8% of men check their fantasy football leagues.
5. And finally, 6% of women and 5% of men take photos. On the toilet. Because in 2016, it’s ALWAYS time for a selfie.
And an unrelated study found one out of six phones have FECAL MATTER on them.
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