It’s almost like some people have FORGOTTEN how to behave outdoors after spending so much of their time at home.
The cops in Hopkinton, Massachusetts got a call around 6:30 A.M. on Monday about a couple who was walking their dog . . . NAKED.
To clarify, the couple was naked. I guess technically the dog was naked too . . . but the couple’s nudity is what led to the cops getting involved.
When the cops tracked down the couple, 32-year-old Mariel Kinney and 30-year-old Kevin Pinto both took off running.
They also started attacking when the cops caught up with them . . . and they were both arrested for indecent exposure, assault and battery on a police officer, disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest.
So WHY were they naked? The cops say Mariel and Kevin wouldn’t give them a straight answer. But the cops DID say their dog Lucy is a, quote, “very good dog.”
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