Bumper stickers don’t always reflect how we really act. Like that person with the “Coexist” sticker who flipped you off . . .
On Saturday, cops in Ironbridge, England got a report of an SUV stopped on the side of the road. So they went to check it out.
It turned out the driver’s front left wheel had somehow FALLEN OFF. But he kept driving because he was drunk.
When they breathalyzed him, he was twice the legal limit. But the best part was his Range Rover had a bumper sticker on the back that said, “I’m Not Drunk, Just Avoiding Potholes.”
They found his wheel about a mile back on the road. It’s not clear why it fell off, or if a pothole had anything to do with it. But driving on three wheels caused enough damage that his SUV was totaled.
He’s facing drunk driving charges.
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