If you’re gonna be a criminal pervert, you’ve GOT to pay better attention to details.
There’s a 19-year-old guy in Shikoku, Japan, and apparently he has a thing for stealing women’s underwear.
So a few weeks ago, he saw a THONG hanging on the balcony of a ground floor apartment to dry . . . and he snatched it and ran.
But what he didn’t realize is that it was actually a 38-year-old MAN’S thong.
The cops were able to identify the guy from security footage, and he was arrested for theft.
They also broke the news to him that it was a man’s thong he’d been doing . . . whatever with since he stole it. He told them, quote, “No way was it for a man.” Oh, but it was. It really was.
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